Officer Dan is a friend of Al's who is also a member of NO MA'AM, despite the fact he often arrests them for their illegal antics. However, he does admit to his friends that he is a corrupt officer, which indicates he does help out the group now and then. He once arrested Al and his friends for hijacking a TV studio, but when realizing the show they took over was Jerry Springer's feminist show, Officer Dan remarks for the fellow police to "leave him tied up!" On one of the occasions when he's about to arrest them, he changes his mind and joins them when he learns they're trying to bring back "Psycho Dad". Though he was usually a cop, in season 6 Officer Dan arrives at the Bundy front door, aiding the FBI in their manhunt for Steve Rhoades. He is played by actor Dan Tullis, Jr.