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Bundy CredosEdit

"A Bundy never wins, but a Bundy never quits."

"Bundys are losers, not quitters."

"We don't eat vegetables."

"We don't call the cops. They call the cops on us!"

"Lie if your wife is awaking. Lie if your belly is aching. Lie if you think she's faking. Lie, sell shoes, lie."

"Hooters, hooters, yum, yum, yum. Hooters, hooters, on a girl that's dumb."

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