Mark, a director for a "Waist-Away" diet shake commercial in which Kelly was to star, appears in the Season 9 episode of Married... with Children titled "The Naked and the Dead, But Mostly the Naked". The part of Mark is played by actor Leland Orser, the first of four episode appearances for him, where he plays the part of a cynical TV commercial/series director.

About Mark the DirectorEdit

When Kelly is hired by the rather cynical Mark to appear in the "Waist-Away" diet shake commercial, he simply gives her instructions: "When I say action, I want you to turn away from the fridge Iook into the camera, say: "And, baby, look at me now," then sip, go and say the flavor". When he then asks Kelly, "Can you do that for me?", she then asks, "Is a bear Catholic?". After staring at her for a moment, he starts the camera man, saying "Let's get started!".

When Kelly, who got one of the flavors of "Waist-Away" wrong, being the Cherry shake, which she incorrectly referred to as "Cow Pie", he corrects her telling her "That's Cherry!"; she then responds "You didn't have to taste it!", as he then responds "I have!"

Unfortunately for Kelly, she gets sort of bumped from appearing in the commercial by Mark, who replaces her face and voice with the rather portly daughter of the president of the shake company, whose head Mark has superimposed on Kelly's body in the finished commercial, which reduces her to tears when she sees it on TV with Jefferson and Al!

Appearances Edit

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