Kookie, Kookie (Lend Me Your Comb) is a song performed Edd "Kookie" Byrnes with Connie Stevens.
It is performed on Married... With Children in a shortened, a cappella version by Byrnes (credited in the episode as Edward Byrnes) and the thrash metal band, Anthrax, after they are quarantined by the Environmental Protection Agency to the Bundy house in the season 6 episode, My Dinner with Anthrax.
Lyrics as heard in the episodeEdit
Kookie, Kookie, lend me your comb
I got smog in my noggin!
Ever since you made the scene
Baby, you're the ginchiest!