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Ironhead Haynes, according to Al, and as local legend has it, was the manliest man to ever live. In seventh grade, he already had a wife, and a full beard. Al informed the group he did not want to play sports because Haynes refused to remove his spurs. Al and his organization, NO MA'AM, went to Haynes for advice. Al made it to the top of the mountain where Haynes lived alone. Haynes would give Al the advice to leave deep prints and the nine commandments. The show was a parody of Moses climbing Mount Sinai. The role of Ironhead was played by country music star Waylon Jennings.

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