Bundy, the No-Man is a song that Marcy, Jefferson and a group of kids at the Lakeside Mall sing to Al when he is dressed up as Santa Claus in the Season 7 episode, "Christmas".
It is a parody of the Christmas song, "Frosty the Snowman".
Al himself used a similar parody against Marcy, although not in song, when Marcy came to the door in Season 5's "The Dance Show". Al said "Peg, it is for you, it is Frosty the No-Man!"
Lyrics[]
[All]
Bundy, the no-man
He's as bald as he can be
With his hair in his nose
and rot on his toes
He's as bald as he can be
[Marcy]
Just the boys!
[Males]
Bundy, the no-man
[Marcy]
Just the girls!
[Females]
He's as bald as he can be
[Marcy]
Everyone!
[All]
He's entered old age
making minimum wage
He's as bald as he can be
[Marcy]
End the round
[All]
The Bundy
The Bundy
The Bundy
The Bundy...