Eugene Bundy is a character who makes a one-time appearance in the Season 5 episode of Married... with Children titled "And Baby Makes Money". The part of Eugene is played in the episode by Charlie Brill.
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The brother of Al Bundy, Eugene is a former bank president who is serving time in prison for the embezzlement of funds. Eugene is in prison as the "And Baby Makes Money" episode begins. He is, however, let out (with an accompanying female prison guard) to hear the reading of their Uncle Stymie's will.
The lawyer who reads the will, Miss Penza, reads off the remarks Uncle Stymie left for his relatives, with Eugene being the only who followed through with his own dream of becoming a bank president, while Al, Lester and Iggy did not. She then reveals that Uncle Stymie had a specific plan: rather than let the four men split the money, he decided to only let one of them have the entire inheritance. But to do so, they must meet the condition of having a male Bundy baby, in wedlock, and named Stymie, in order to inherit the full estate, worth $500,000.
As the married male Bundys start making out with their wives in Miss Penza's office, Eugene looks over to his prison guard to see if he can make out with her as well. Though before he can lean in for a kiss, she quickly aims her shotgun at his head, causing him to sheepishly back off.
Several months later, Miss Penza arrives at the Bundy Residence to informed all of the surviving Bundy relatives that the contest is over and a winner was declared. A worn out Al is relieved to hear that it is over, but is surprised when Miss Penza declares that she is the winner. She then reveals that she had married Eugene right after the will reading. Eugene appears, along with his prison guard escort, holding their new baby, while Miss Penza proudly boasts that Stymie Jr. is the product of their greed.
Eugene asks Miss Penza, "Will you wait for me", as he is about to be returned to prison to serve out the remaining six years of his sentence through a work release program. Miss Penza, reassures him that she will, as she will have both the baby and money, and warns Eugene "not to get shot while trying to escape." She then gives a wink to the guard, hinting that Miss Penza may have made arrangement with her, as she raises up her shotgun and cocks it. Upon seeing that, Eugene grimaces and becomes afraid of what will happen upon his return to prison.
The scene ends with Bud Bundy saying "So long Uncle Eugene."