Valentine's Day Massacre is the 17th episode of season 8 of Married... with Children, also the 174th overall series episode. Directed by Gerry Cohen and written by Cindy Begel, it premiered on FOX-TV on February 13, 1994.


Bud learns about an old Valentine which Kelly has forgotten to tell him about. She is now a famous singer and Bud tries to meet her. Meanwhile, Al shops for Valentine's Day gifts to give to Peggy.


In this episode, A big brawl ensues when Al battles other husbands at a store for last-minute Valentine's Day shoppers. Meanwhile, Bud gets both physically abused (by the bodyguard) and sexually abused (by an amorous neighbor) when trying to find in a hotel his long-lost valentine girl from six years earlier named Crystal Brooks, which Kelly neglected to inform him about, who is now a famous pop star.

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