Kelly Breaks Out was the 186th overall series episode of Married... with Children also the 3rd episode of Season 9 of the series. Directed by Gerry Cohen and written by Larry Jacobson, the episode originally aired on FON-TV on September 18, 1994.


Kelly gets the part as a sexy spokeswoman for a beer commercial, but freaks out when she gets a pimple and a home-made pimple cream from Wanker makes her bald and gives her a beard. Meanwhile, Marcy protests the crew making the beer commercial for being sexist. Al and Jefferson order tapes of Avengers with Emma Peel from Home Shopping Network.

MWC Episode - 9x3 - Kelly Breaks Out - Kelly Loses Her Hair

The thrill of being in a beer commercial quicky sours when she loses her hair and sprouts a beard when she takes some of Uncle Sticky's homeade zit cream!


Kelly has a big zit on the day of her commercial, Ice Hole Beer, and Peg offers her a solution. Her Uncle Sticky's magic zit removing potion will cure it! Al is ecstatic of her being in the commercial, despite his upset over not having tapes of Emma Peel. The Home Shopping Network offered him a compromise, endless first edition volumes of The Three Stooges, which he also loves. His real problem is with Marcy and her feminist group, FANG. They recently filed a lawsuit against Ice Beer for not hiring average looking, unattractive women. The lawsuit goes nowhere as the jury ruled with the company as FANG is then forced to protest against the commercial.

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