Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics is the second episode of season 4 of Married...With Children, also the 59th overall series episode. The episode originally aired on FOX on September 3, 1989. Directed by Gerry Cohen, the episode was written by Katherine Green.


Peggy wins the chance to exercise with Jim Jupiter, a local aerobics instructor with his own TV show, for two weeks, but she ends up killing Jim by introducing him to the world of smoking, eating junk food, and watching TV.


Peg wins a two week visit from a certain Jim Jupiter (Tom Lahm), the "healthiest man in Chicago," which soon turns into a test of wills between Peg and the TV aerobics instructor, who eventually succumbs to Peggy's lazy lifestyle of smoking and eating junk food. When Jim Jupiter literally drops dead after a workout on his local TV show, Peg surprisingly begins to suffer from a rare attack of guilt.

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  • The episode ends with the following message - "This show is dedicated to our brother the mighty cockroach. Let him show us the way."
  • In the opening credits we see a new house number - 9674, presumably outside the Rhoades' house. However, in the episode itself the Bundy house number is still 9764.
  • Jim Jupiter's logo pictures the planet Saturn.
  • Steve sings A Wandering Ministrel, I and For He's Going to Marry Yum Yum, both from the operetta The Mikado, which he refers to as just "Mikado."